Catch Up Niggas!! (Part VII)

Yea yea yea, I've been MIA. For 90% good reason...but I won't bore you. Few things I wanna touch on:

1. T.I., you're WILDING!!!! Congrats on the wedding though, the pics looked as country as I expected.
2. Lyfe Jennings, you're wilding as well!!!! 3.5 years when you got money now shouldn't be that bad though, right??
3. Lilo, Paris, Buju, Bounty....what goes on??
4. Mario - you assaulted your mom?? Seriously


My new boss is a dick. Just wanted to get that out there.

I recently closed a book in my life, in which the chapters went from good to bad to horrible, to OK, to "you know what?? I just really don't care to do this anymore." So I cut all ties and wished them the best. Which was followed by a verbal thrashing equivalent to that of a 3rd grader when they get their feelings hurt, o well. There's no coming back from the verbal thrashing that ensued. I meant every word.

My grandparents left, I miss them already. Gotta B-day coming up, not sure what I wanna do, but it will be something. Going to Vegas for the first time, this should be hella interesting.

I'm tryna not to stress, keep feeling like everything is my fault. Tried to fix it, but just got worse, so I stopped trying. Now I'm in the weeds. Avoiding the inevitable. Went to Giants Stadium, had a really good time. Chilled wit my light skint, how I miss the days of Post. Chilled with the Cheese.....(sighs)

I read a quote the other day:

Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for." - Bob Marley

Simple words, real talk! Just feels like I'm the only one willing to suffer sometimes. Tryin not to turnoff the emotions, but it's not looking like I have much choice. I'd b crazy to keep dreaming, if the person I dream about keeps popping my bubble. Everything is on me. To motivate, feel good, reassure, appreciate, accept. All the things that I would like, I have to provide for myself, so then why the fuck are you even here?? Too early for this or that, but not when it's to your advantage. Insist that you never ask for anything, but turn nothing down. I hate this feeling, it's trapped in my gut, turns my smile upside down. What's wrong with adjusting/making changes/sacrificing/compromising for someone that you would like to spend more time with?? Why is that such a bad thing, regardless of the level your on?? Can someone please tell me. Why does that only get me hurt?? Why am I always the only one that cares?? I'm so fed up. Like border line pissed off, with only myself to blame and no one to give a damn. This shit is for the birds. No sense in tryna b better, or a better person, when your surrounded by ppl who are worse.

Being realistic isnt always a good thing, it has its' flaws as does everything else.

This is def not where the post was spose to go, but i made a fone call in btwn while high on what I now know was a terrible idea.

Sorry to b a kill joy, but fuck it, everyone else is one to me, why should I care??

A Day in the Life (Part VI)

My dad finally gave in an had Knee Replacement Surgery. I'm proud of him, I know he was scared but he did it. I went to see him after in the Recovery room and then next day he didn't even remember I was there. lol. Good for him.

RIP George Steinbrenner

I am sick and tired of seeing girls that CAN NOT walk in heels. Just because they come in your size doesn't mean that you should have them on. Straighten your back and walk, stop gallopping. You look like a horse and the full heada weave doesnt help. Let's move on

Someone asked me the other day what do I have to be unhappy about?? As if I'm this walking object of perfection. I mean if you want me to be shallow, I'm unhappy because I have cellulite, slightly. If you want me to be real, I'm unhappy because I have a lot of love to give and have yet to find anyone worthy. Just to name a thing or two. Don't get me wrong I am grateful for the things that I do have, I fucking earned them. But it's my choice to decide what encompasses happiness for me, not you or anyone else. For your satisfaction, I will agree in saying that I'm content. But even that has its limits and I personally don't give a fuck about your satisfaction. My life isn't as miserable and "unfair" as yours but I want what I want and I won't be "happy" till I get it, deal with it. Leave me alone and be complacent all on your own.


Mel Gibson - What's really good homie??

Lilo - I'm sorry to say this because I really like you, but just do the effin jail time, rehab OBVIOUSLY isn't working.

Over the past few weeks, there has been this bombardment of sorts at my bar for Coconut Ciroc and Pineapple Juice. I mean coconut and pineapple do taste good, but it's Vodka, not Rum. And just because Diddy said it doesn't make it law. Moving on

Listen and listen good. I don't give a hot gadt dam what your sexuality is, as long as you know. These undercover lesbians and faggots have got to go. There is no need to be "on the low" in this day and age. I'm sure many people probably still don't want to see it, but so what. Fuck that. It's more accepted now that it ever was. So by golley, let it rain.

They seem to finally have gotten a lid on that oil leak in the gulf. I sure hope so. I think BP did a helluva job with the containment, and for those of you who disagree, you go a mile below sea level and try to do it yourself, fucking degenerates.

I've concluded that whoever it is that I end up with will have to be one of two things: more than 7 years older than me or West Indian/American, I'll elaborate next time.

Lastly, I saw the sexiest Ferrarri in the city on Tuesday, it excited me in places I didn't know cars could.

Til then.....

Back to Basics (Part V)

New found sense of motivation has me feeling like a million bucks!!

But not quite ready to tell you all about it, so in the mean time, these are a few issues that I've been wanting to touch on.

1. Delonte and Gloria.....yall are wilding..
2. Bron...Come on over,we'd love to have you
3. Sheed...you can't retire. We need to maintain the 730 balance in the league
4. If one more store, takes my card, looks at the back and doesnt notice that it isn't signed....I'm wildin!
5. RIP Gary Coleman and Rue McCalahan, Betty White is in her prime, I can dig it!
6. I'll won't say it twice, but Jamaica really is nice!
7. The World Cup has been quite exciting.
8. I had a great Fourth of July weekend thanks to the person I least expected...
9. Got a new whip!!
10. The BET awards I must say were pretty decent to me this year. I wasn't bombarded with scantily clad women and didnt have to expose my ear drums to an endless yet rhythmic morse code due to an infinite amount of profanity in raps. I love Prince, he's gorgeous!! And Patti you and you're shoes need a better understanding, lol. Alicia your skin looked great as did the rest of you, rolling round on the piano was a lil risque though, dontchu think?? Chris Breezy........I am happy that you got to pay homage to the MAN. I will say that if those tears were real, and I do believe they were, then you earned the forgiveness of many, as well as myself. You hurt my RiRi, but your as human as anyone else, and I forgive you. And last but not least....ATTN: Dj Khaled, T-Pain, Nicki, Diddy, Luda, Ricky Ross....if you EVER do another performance of the remix without FAB...I will never support any of you ever again.

No further questions yur Honor.

o yeah.....its 102 fucking degrees! Seriously.........

Today....

So I woke up this morning to the meteorologist on News 12 Brooklyn telling me that it's cold out....Duh dick.. It's effing winter and its been cold for the last month or so. Tell me something that I don't know, like if it's gonna snow, rain, thunderstorm. Shit I cant tell by looking out the window. And now that I think about it, don't tell me cuz you'll probably be wrong anyway. How much do these ppl get paid to make educated guesses?? Northeasters end up being a few inches of rain. Snow storms end up being 2-3inches of sleet. I could do that shit with my eyes closed, really.

During the commercial break however, I found myself quite disturbed. There was an infomercial on for a monthly subscription of catheters. Ewww, I mean seriously, I could sooo do without that visual. Yuck!!

I saw Sherlock Holmes last night, not bad at all. Nothing on AVATAR though. Best animated movie I've ever seen. Period!

Guess who's back in da mutha effin house! (Part IV)

Ok soooo been kinda swamped at work, havent really had the time to get my creative juices flowing like I wanted to. But I'm here now and that's all the matters....Few things I wanna touch on:

RIP Chris Henry
RIP Brittany Murphy
Tiger....seriously!
Shaq...you're wildin'
Is christmas really Friday??
All that snow was uncalled for
I have a shopping addiction
I like Melanie Fiona, Rihanna, Kings of Leon, and the First half of R. Kelly albums.
Company gave me an iphone....Fav App = iBrate ;), fucks with Shazam too!
Nets...congrats on win #1. Yall better get it together b4 yall get to BK though, we not having that!
Kinda off the light skint nuccas, just not doin it for the kid.
Humping is the shit! Sex is over-rated

Did my 1st live stream...check me out @ WBKNYRADIO.blogspot.com (make sure you leave a comment)

Gon for a minute, but i"ll b back after these messages!

Shottas Dem..(Part III)

Fellas, Fellas Fellas,

You niggas jeans too tight......

Where do I begin?? Aside from the fact that there seems to be an epidemic, if I may say so, of short skinny niggas (they're everywhere).................These same niggas have the nerve to wear skinny jeans. And I'm not talking about fitted jeans, or actually wearing your size. I'm talkin about selecting your Levi's from you little sisters closet. I'm talkin about pants sooooo tight, you're forced to walk like a penguin. I'm talkin about pants so tight you have to use one hand to get your other hand in the pocket. And how dare you have the nerve to sag them, with a belt on???

You doin too much!!! Less is more!! Loosen up, literally!!

Muffin Top (Part II)

So...in case you wondering what this is....and unfortunately I'm talking to my ladies once again, but when you're getting dressed I know there's a considerable amount of maneuvering we sometimes have to do depending on what it is that we are putting on... But if once you get your pants on and closed and your belly is bursting out the waistline that means your pants are too small. It's not cute!! I don't know since when buyin your pants purposely 2 sizes too small became the in thing...the Cooch has to breath, for the sake of humanity. And since I don't wanna seem like the mad hater, I'm gonna offer some advice. Here's a sign that you jeans are too small....if after you get your jeans closed they become high water!!!! Imma need you to either pull your shoes up or take those pants off. And if after your shirt is on, I can see your belly button.....that means your shirt is too small boo boo, it's not a belly shirt. And put on a belt for Pete's sake, maybe then you wont look like a tub of lard and you'll mold yourself a waistline. Pants have belt loops for a reason!

Stay tuned for..."Di Shottas Dem"...o yea fellas, I'm coming to get you

What aboutcha feetz???? (Part I)

See now what I don't understand is, how..how in the hell can you wear Uggs in the middle of a heat wave?? I mean you have on a wife beater and some short shorts, so obviously you're hot. What aboutcho feetz?? That's not fair to your feet, to the person that may be in the room when you take them shits off, shit..it's not fair to the Ugg. And don't gimme that "you dont sweat, my feet don't sweat" crap. Yes the fuck they do!!

Sadly enough, I've seen guys as well making this tragic mistake. I didn't even know they made Uggs for guys. They don't, do they?? SMMFH.


Stay tuned for my views on Muffin tops, lol. oh yea, i'm talking to you....