Niggas

As firm a believer as I am in monogamy and relationships, not all the time can a female find herself in one. Often times we get caught up in "situations" that are not defined but for whatever reason exist. These "situations" however often involve more than one Nigga. Why you ask??? Because It is often difficult to find one Nigga to satisfy all of your needs, and more importantly a Nigga will refuse to be that one Nigga if he's not your Man. Simpletons. So I've come up with what I believe to be the 4 guys that every girl needs. And then I threw in some more for just for fun.

The Man

This is the Nigga that has been around for forever. He gets you, you get him. You've loved each other since you were too young to know the real definition of the word. The situation is familiar and SAFE, yet restricting and sometimes boring. He doesnt want to go anywhere or do anything, EVER. Mutually you may even decide to see other ppl, but you always wind up right back with each other. And so you stay.

Mr Nice Guy

This is the Nigga that you know you probably should be with. He's good for you and adores you. He will gladly oblige any chance to be in your company. He's sweet, sensitive, attentive, concerned, blah blah blah. But you hold out because he seems to good to be true, you don't know how to appreciate him, you feel undeserving, or sometimes because you know once you take it there everything will change. You can thank the NIGGAS in your past for that.

Dassa Grown Man

Perfect gentleman. Never calls you out your name, holds doors, pulls chairs, etc, etc….Well kept, prolly has a kid or three so he’s definitely not trying to knock you up. Is satisfied with just your attention and company. Schools you about the young Niggas you fuckin with but gives you enuff space to make the mistakes on your own and the shoulder to cry on when your feelings get hurt. When you’re with him you aint gottsa worry bout shit and often times makes you wish you were a lot older, cuz if it wasn’t for his age…he’d be the one.

The Crazy Nigga (Proceed with caution)

This Nigga ain’t nutin to fuck with. You probably have a ruff, shaky, partially traumatizing history but he still loves you and you sometimes still need whatever it is that you think he provides. The sex is da bomb and no matter wherever, how far, or how shorts notice, he’s there, guns blazing. LITERALLY. This is the nigga that you will unleash all the pent up emotions and verbal lashings onto that he either had nothing to do with, or happened between the two of you so long ago it shouldn't even matter anymore. But as soon as he gives you that look and you know to shut the fuck up. That look is the same reason why you don't fuck with his crazy ass like that anymore anyway. He’ll never physically hurt you, always will protect you, but has no problem letting you know when you’re PLAYING YOURSELF.

I find those 4 to be essential, I was contemplating putting a "Young Nigga" up there, but I personally have out grown that need and I hope you have as well. On another note, there are unfortunately many men who don't fit into any of the above-mentioned, and therefore get classified as the following:

The Corny One

This Nigga is obviously attracted to you, for no dam reason, and doesn’t seem to care if you have another situation going or not. He won’t necessarily try to be your man either. He’s just high off the fact that sometimes he can get your attention. Occassionally you go out and the destination is always someplace public, so the two of you can be seen together, but he is far from brave enuff to put a move on you cuz he's knows you will embarass him. Sex might could even b a possibility pending a drunken stupor, but he's the "talk your drawers back on kinda nigga." Usually pays for everything, and thinks you're the shit if you buy him ONE ass drink ONE ass time.

That Other Nigga

This Nigga may come towards the end of your situation with "The Man" or even existed before him. Either way, the attraction is mutual. You guys don't necessarily have to go anywhere or do anything, but the conversation is good and the occasional affectionate gesture or recollection of something said many convos ago, is enuff to keep you intrigued/stimulated. At times, the bases may be loaded, but homerums are never scored!!


The Substitute

This type of Nigga is necessary when you just don't care to take any Nigga serious. He's well aware that he's not your man but has no problem playing the role when necessary. He's nice, cute enuff, kinda your type but no physical attraction exists. Dresses fine, and most importantly knows when to shut up.

Lemme know what kinda Niggas are in your rotation………..