So.......

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

So.....

People are mad funny, I swear.

It's amazing the people that request you as friends on FB, but then never say anything to you, EVER!. Or what about the ones who LIKE everything, Imma need you to get your own thoughts, go that way. Then you got the ones who do comment, but everything they write is straight HATE, how old are you??? Hating is so unattractive, really. Or what about these mofos....the ones you're DEAD ASS "friends" with but somehow they never manage to answer your calls or texts and only hit u when they need or wanna know sutin, but write on your wall and update they status, so it's obvious they're alive. These few reasons and many more are why I go through my "friends" list weekly, and get to deleting. I'm serious...if I wanted to be tracked I'd put out an APB.

I'm tired of the friend suggestions, drink requests, stop throwing shoes at me, hug me when you see me, I drink at the bar, and for the love of Jesus, i dont wanna play NOT A NERE NUNNA them games, I don't wanna join your gang, I could give a fuck about your crops. I dont tweet, you cant invade My space, you lucky I'm on FB.

So to those of you who have made it this far, please know that I appreciate you, greatly!!

2 comments:

  1. And to add to that, stop hitting me with pillows, food, and/or balloons. And stop sending me "how well do you know me" quizzes cuz if I fail, your gonna be mad. And for the love of GOD with the SUGGESTIONS. I don't wanna be a fan of Goat Cheese. Or Pampers. Is becoming a fan of GOD gonna get me closer to heaven? I doubt it. Moving to the friend suggestions, I know these people have an FB account. I know we have 81 mutual friends. I know we went to the same Junior High, High School, Gym, Dentist, etc. There's a reason why we're not friends yet. I DONT WANNA BE THERE FRIEND. JEEZ. Other than all that, I LOVE Facebook!!!! LOL

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  2. I guess I'm mad ol' skool. Yeah I have a FB, but I don't even F wit it (have like 3 friends or some ish) bc it areally ain't all that ppl try to make it to be. I'm not antisocial...I'm just accustomed to gettin' at my ppl directly.

    Fine, you wanna hit somebody up you haven't seen since forever? Find 'em on FB. But they need to stop categorizing ppl as 'friends'. To have a friend you gotta know how to be a friend...and real friends are nearly impossible to find. Especially since ppl entirely devalue the word.

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