So...in case you wondering what this is....and unfortunately I'm talking to my ladies once again, but when you're getting dressed I know there's a considerable amount of maneuvering we sometimes have to do depending on what it is that we are putting on... But if once you get your pants on and closed and your belly is bursting out the waistline that means your pants are too small. It's not cute!! I don't know since when buyin your pants purposely 2 sizes too small became the in thing...the Cooch has to breath, for the sake of humanity. And since I don't wanna seem like the mad hater, I'm gonna offer some advice. Here's a sign that you jeans are too small....if after you get your jeans closed they become high water!!!! Imma need you to either pull your shoes up or take those pants off. And if after your shirt is on, I can see your belly button.....that means your shirt is too small boo boo, it's not a belly shirt. And put on a belt for Pete's sake, maybe then you wont look like a tub of lard and you'll mold yourself a waistline. Pants have belt loops for a reason!
Stay tuned for..."Di Shottas Dem"...o yea fellas, I'm coming to get you
Thursday, September 10, 2009
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